Some people do everything humanly possible to avoid Miami Beach, FL during Urban Hip Hop weekend. I on the other hand typically stick around for the festivities. If you like drinking, staying up late, eating great food, and people watching, then this might be right up your alley.
While so many people complain and share their thoughts on why they avoid South Beach during Urban Beach Week, I’m here to tell you why you should head on over for the weekend!
Six Main Reasons I Love Urban Beach Weekend In Miami
I’ll keep this short and sweet because I’m pressed for time today and heading to the gym to crush some cardio and weights before hitting the beach. Anyway, I digress…
These six simple reasons are enough for you to consider heading to South Beach to partake in the Urban Beach festivities!
Twerking Girls Galore
The people that attend the festivities happen to absolutely love twerking! They can’t get enough of it and most of the girls are pros at this. Honestly, I can’t think of anything else more appealing other than watching a hot black girl twerk while I sip on a frozen drink at Wet Willie’s.
Black Girls Everywhere
Straight up, I’m down with banging black girls and I’d equate this weekend better than Christmas if you’re down for the same thing. The number of black college girls that I’ve had sex with during this annual escapade is up there. In fact, I’d go as far to say that it’s so high that I’ve actually lost count. All I do is use one of my dating apps while cruising down Ocean Drive and it’s almost effortless to meet someone looking to hookup.
Flashing and PDA
If you’re into people watching and seeing public displays of affection, then you’ll want to be a part of this. More often than not, wannabe (or I should say, up and coming) rappers hit South Beach to show off girls, cars, and burn cash. Oftentimes, this results in girls flashing their boobs and even getting down and dirty right there in public.
Airbnb Means Making Money and Banging
If you live in the area and you’re ballsy enough to rent out a room via Airbnb, then you might do so to a group of hot black girls. I’ve been able to make friends with some girls I rented a room to in the past and guess what, we ended up drinking, dancing, and doing it. That was a weekend I’ll never forget!
Rowdy White Girls
I’m only making an observation because I live here and I can. It’s a known fact that the rowdiest of rowdy white girls always come out of the wood works during Urban Hip Hop Weekend. Some of the things that I’ve seen these white girls do would shock most. Sure, there not the type that you’d want to bring home to momma, but they are the type you’d want to spend grinding up on in a club on Washington Ave.
Hotels Are Cheaper
If you’re traveling and you like Miami in general, then this reason is for you! Many of the hotels actually have discounted room rates during this Memorial Day Weekend event. It’s because they know so many people try and avoid the event.
However, if you’re into rap, lambos, loud music, booty shaking, and thong bikinis then this is for you. I find that even the higher end hotels like The Delano and Setai have great deals. They often have deals on spa treatments and other hotel services that you can take advantage of while staying the weekend.
If you like hot black girls, then go next year. You will not be disappointed, trust me on that!
About Barrett Richards
Barrett Richards likes to consider himself a smooth operator in sunny South Beach. He parties like it's his last day on earth. He loves crushing martini's and isn't afraid to try some of the pharmaceuticals he sells if they need to run trials. Find out more about Barrett here.