The 10 Best Date Spots In Miami Beach

Tom and I have been parading through the Miami Beach scene for years now. We’ve hit just about every single date spot that you can think of on the beach. Lots of restaurants and drinking establishments have come and gone over the years. However, some stand to last through the ups and downs. I’ve got a list of our favorite spots to take girls on dates. Yes, sometimes we actually take them out to eat! A girl needs her stamina and liquid courage if she’s going to be good in the sack. Here’s a rundown of what we think are the best date spots in the Miami Beach area. The typically approach is to connect with her using a casual adult dating site. Message her and find out if she lives on South Beach. From there, just set up the meeting spot and reservation!

Awesome Date Spots on Miami Beach (For A Guaranteed Hookup)

Here’s a rundown of our favorite places to take girls that we meet on the Internet. Don’t judge, these are just the places that seem to be most enjoyable (for a number of reasons).

Prime 112

Prime 112 Miami Beach

This might seem obvious if you’re familiar with the area but if not, you need to know about this place. Prime 112 is one of the best steakhouses on the beach. It’s known for being a hot spot with Lambos, Ferraris and McClarens lined up out front. Girls love this place because it’s the spot where celebs go to hang. You can almost guarantee that you’ll come across a celeb or two when visiting. If your timeframe is small for the night then you might want to avoid this place. It takes forever to get seated even with a reservation. Just post up at the bar and people watch with your hot date. As an added bonus, there’s a chance she’ll be dressed up looking fine as fuck if you tell her you’re hitting Prime 112 for dinner.

Brown’s Hotel
112 Ocean Dr.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 532-8112

Wet Willies

Wet Willies South Beach Date

This next suggestion isn’t as glamourous but it’s such a fun time. It’s a place that serves food and frozen drinks. Yes, I’m talking about the kind that gets you absolutely wasted if you have too many. It’s right on Ocean Drive with seating on the deck that makes it awesome for people watching. Have a couple of Superman drinks and you’re good to go. I can guarantee that you and your date are both going to be turned up when you leave this place. Don’t forget to drink water! This place gets jammed during the weekend so make sure you are prepared for elbow to elbow action. You might cop a feel with your date here if you’re lucky.

760 Ocean Dr.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 532-5650

Cibo

cibo wine bar miami beach

If you like Italian food then you might enjoy this place. Cibo is a modern Italian restaurant located south of 5th street. It’s got an awesome wine cellar or room I should say, where the “wine girl” will swing from ropes to get your wine. Pretty bad ass stuff and the mixed drinks are fire as well. I always start with a small pizza as an app here. That way my date gets full and costs me less money. I know, I’m fucking nuts. Don’t care what you think of me, zero fucks given my friend!

200 South Pointe Dr.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 987-6060

Yard Bird

yard bird miami beach

Southern cooking and fantastic Old Fashioned drinks with awesome fried chicken. Honestly, I can’t think of a better place where I want to be right now other than Yard Bird. Literally, everything is good on the menu and the tables for two are nice and small. You get close with your date and can even order family style to share. If you’re a fan of grits then you must try them here. The mac and cheese dish is the bomb too! I typically crush a few old fashioned drinks while here just to prime me for our bedroom date. Booyah!

1600 Lenox Ave.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 538-5220

La Locanda

la locanda miami beach

La Locanda is a small little Italian restaurant off of 5th street. It’s a great spot for anyone that that wants a homemade pizza or black squid ink dish. I’ve taken dates here before and eaten outside at the tables they have. It’s such a great spot to take someone you met online. I’ve had many successful hookups after leaving this place.

419 Washington Ave.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 538-6277

Tequiztlan

tequiztlan miami beach

I love margarita’s so this is a local favorite of mine. If you’re up for splitting a pitcher of tequila-based cocktails then I suggest you check this place out. The vibe is quaint and the wait staff is really friendly. The burritos are pretty good as well and the guacamole is too. Plan on spending a solid hour polishing off a couple of pitchers of margaritas with some hot local girl and you’ll be banging in no time.

1884 Bay Rd.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 397-8442

Sylvano’s

sylvanos miami beach

This place is off the beaten path but it’s so fucking good! I’ve been to this location as well as their previous location and it’s insanely good. The staff is a bit snobby but it’s because they are legit Italian. You can expect nothing but excellent food and service at this place. I’ve gone on so many different occasions and each time I do I typically go for a clean Kettle One martini. It’s a small place and the owner is always there. Give it a try with a girl that you really like, not just some halfway decent looking chick you want to take to pound town. Ask for Sylvano, maybe he’ll give you an appetizer or something. The guy is super friendly.

1925 Liberty Ave.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 673-3959

Doraku

doraku miami beach

The sushi happy hour at Durako on Lincoln Rd. is off the charts good. I can’t begin to tell you how many good looking people end up at this place after working a long day at the office. Take a fling date here and you’ll be sure to get lucky later on that evening. They have a good lychee drink that I recommend and sake is always a good idea!

1104 Lincoln Rd.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 695-8383

STK

stk miami beach date night

This place is like a modern nightclub that’s a steak house. They have a DJ, hot girls everywhere and most often, groups of people popping bottles left and right. The food is incredible and the steak is always cooked perfectly. It’s a bit pricey, so you better bring your wallet. I promise you that it’s going to cost you more than a typical frozen pizza at Publix. It’s worth the money, though. and it’s right next door to the W in Miami Beach. Get a room after dinner and hookup.

2305 Collins Ave.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 604-6988

Yard House

yard house miami beach

Last but not least is Yard House. This is a place located off of Lincoln Rd by the recently renovated Apple store. They have over a hundred beers to choose from so if your date is into craft beers then this is the spot to go. Careful though, crushing too many of those beers can really fuck you up! Make sure you’re both getting drunk and not just one of you. Either that or your date is going to get awkward fast.

1681 Lenox Ave.
Miami Beach, FL 33139
(305) 535-5660

Well, that about sums it up there. Those are some of the best date spots to hit in Miami Beach aka South Beach. We’ll follow up with other restaurants in the near future but this was the first attempt to catalog all the hot spots we talk girls to impress them enough to want to fuck. After all, that’s the main goal, to get laid!

Tom Savage

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Tom Savage is a serial dater living in Miami Beach, Florida. In between pool parties, late nights, and an occasional day trading session, he likes to share his tips on meeting women online. You can contact Tom on this page.

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