A Few Golden Tips For Hooking Up With Cougars

Not gonna lie. I absolutely love cougars. Ask Barrett and he’ll tell you just how crazy these older ladies make me! Sometimes it seems like I’m spending more time chatting it up with older ladies at Equinox than I am actually throwing the weight around. Guess what, hooking up with an older lady who is beautiful, experienced and likes younger guys is awesome.

The fact that they know how to please someone in bed is exhilarating and something that gives me that wonderful feeling, just like warm apple pie does. MMMM!

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She doesn’t play games like a lot of younger girls do and she can rock your world like no other. That’s why they aged beauties are so highly sought after. However, there are a few things you should know before you go on your cougar quest. I’m not going to leave you in the dark on anything at all. In fact, all you have to to is follow these tips and they will help you hook up with a cougar in your local area.

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Here’s What You Need To Know About Cougars and Trying To Score Them

This is the run down for you. Anything I’ve mentioned is a “must-know” and if you don’t know now you know! By the way, I wouldn’t take any of this stuff too lightly if I were you. Cougars are nothing to mess with…

She’s Strong-Minded

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Don’t expect her to be submissive or put up with macho bullshit. She wants a man, but she wants a man who treats her with respect. If you can’t be that man, she’s gone. Truth be told, it helps if you let her wear the pants even if it’s just a fling. I promise that doing so will get you a lot further.

Don’t Make Your Life About Her

You should continue whatever hobbies that you had before her and be content spending time on your own. If you land a regular cougar to hang with then try not to be clingy or anything of that nature.

You should miss each other while apart but don’t make it seem like you need her because she does not need you. Plus, doing so will help you appreciate it more when you are together.

Don’t Expect Meals

Look, if you want a home cooked meal, head to your mom’s house for dinner. If you’re waiting for some older woman to cook three meals a day for you then you’ve got another thing coming. You should be just as likely to wake up first in the morning and fix breakfast as she is.

Younger girls might do this to impress a guy, but cougars have been there, done that. They don’t have time to waste making you smiley face pancakes for breakfast, sorry pal.

Fancy Stuff Doesn’t Impress Her (As Much As You’d Think)

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She is not going to be that impressed with expensive gifts and fancy dates. An aged lady knows when you’re trying to impress her and it doesn’t work.

She has her own life and her own money and she doesn’t need you to take care of her. Most single cougars have their own cash to burn and they’re only on the hunt because they’re hungry for meat, if you catch my drift!

They Hate Needy People

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If you start to become needy, you are not going to get very far with her. She likes a man that’s young, but still, likes them to be a man and not cling on like a puppy dog. If you act like a child, you’ll be treated like one.

Don’t Expect Submissive

I’d bet my bottom dollar that majority of the older women out there are not likely to be submissive. However, she doesn’t want you to be submissive either. Stand up for yourself and don’t be afraid to stand up to her if you don’t like something she says or does. She will appreciate that you were straight with her.

Older Women Are Busy AF

cougars are busy

You may not think so but they are truly busy and perhaps busier than yourself. Don’t give her a hard time if she is too busy to hang out with you. She has a life and a career of her own and she doesn’t need to be pressured to spend more time with you. You will get see her at a time that is convenient for both of you, not just you.

That’s the lowdown on cougars and what I know about them. If you’re not putting forth efforts to really win one over, then you’re not getting lucky with one. Sure, some of them take work to capture but I promise you, it’ll be the best you’ve ever had! I’ll share one final pro tip with you, many cougars I bag are lurking within a few hundred feet of you when you’re out in public. They typically use “bang dating” apps like this to connect with cubs looking to hookup. The name says it all, so you know the feeling is mutual.

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Tom Savage is a serial dater living in Miami Beach, Florida. In between pool parties, late nights, and an occasional day trading session, he likes to share his tips on meeting women online. You can contact Tom on this page.

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