Simple Signs That A Woman Had Sex Last Night
She has trouble finding her phone then realizes that it’s full of pictures of her and a strange man and they are both nude and smiling.
Her phone is also full of texts from her friend asking if she got laid last night, followed by several requests for all the gory details.
She has to go on a scavenger hunt for all of her clothes that she finds everywhere from under her bed to across the room.
Her makeup is smeared all over her face and probably transferred to the face that is lying next to her.
She remembers the guy next to her as being the last face she saw before she took that last shot.
She sees her panties across the room, but she’s too sore and exhausted to get up and get them.
There is either a wet spot or a towel has been placed on the bed by someone other than her.
She wakes up in a cab that drops her off at home and it has already been paid for.
There are marks on her body that look like she was wrestling with a vacuum.
She wakes up with a big hunk of morning wood poking her in the back.
Her hair is matted and messy beyond the level of the normal bedhead.
She can’t find one of the earrings that she had on the night before. Sure sign that something physical went on and it was messy AF!
She wakes up next to a guy that has less clothing on than she does.
She is wearing a man’s shirt that is five sizes too big for her.
She wakes up in a stranger’s bed with her panties off. Ruh roh, this one should worry you.
There is a slight bow to her legs as she tries to walk.
Her inner thighs are sore.
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Barrett Richards likes to consider himself a smooth operator in sunny South Beach. He parties like it's his last day on earth. He loves crushing martini's and isn't afraid to try some of the pharmaceuticals he sells if they need to run trials. Find out more about Barrett here.