The Spider Sex Position

As many of you long time followers may know, I’ve been compiling a list of the best sex positions to try with your partner.  Today, I introduce you to one with a very hard degree of difficulty:  the spider.

How to Do The Spider

First off, let’s talk about what this is truly great for (something Barrett unfortunately can’t perform) – long intercourse.  Yep, the guy seems to come faster than the police in a white neighborhood, so this one is one he won’t be able to practice.

Here’s how you do this advanced move:

This one reminds me of stretching out and doing sit-ups as a teenager in gym class.  You basically sit down facing and astride one another.  You each lie back, and ensure that each other’s head is between one another’s legs.  Follow this by bringing your knees up and tighten your grip to hold each other’s legs firmly.  Slowly wiggle back and forth and you’ll feel very stimulated.

Sure, this is a lazy position, but it’ll get your rocks off. 

Some of you may be bored with this, but that’s fine.  There is always this sex move, which gets incredible reviews and is a must try.


Tom Savage is a serial dater living in Miami Beach, Florida. In between pool parties, late nights, and an occasional day trading session, he likes to share his tips on meeting women online. You can contact Tom on this page.

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