Harvard Study About Millennials Hooking Up (Shocking)

Stop working and studying so much and start hooking up more, PLEASE.

I’m about to go off the deep end here based on a new study that I just read. It’s very unlike me to get confrontational or upset but I’m not sure I can help it after what I’ve read.

If you’re a millennial and you’re not frequently hooking up with people casually, then you are part of the problem. Does that piss you off? Well, keep reading because it’s about to get a whole lot worse!

Some people hate the fact that casual sex sites exist. They cringe at the thought of people meeting just to bang. I’ll put it out there and say that I hate those people. Now if you’re a millennial and you’re one that dislikes the occasional casual hookup then you might as well just stop reading and go finish knitting your scarf with your grandma.

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Millennials Are Doing It Wrong. Here’s Proof…

According to a study or survey that was done by the Harvard Graduate School of Education, young adults DO NOT “hook up nearly as much as older people. Individuals between 18 and 25 that were a part of the survey really disappointed me this time. Only 8% of the people in this category said that they were casually dating someone. Can you believe that 67% reported as dating someone exclusively?

I mean come on! You’re at the prime of your life and you’re wasting it all with one single person? What the heck is wrong with you people!!!!

Warning, I’m about to blow a gasket here and flip the heck out…

So, what you need to understand is that if you’re a millennial and you’re not in a serious then kudos to you. I wish I could hug you because you’re doing it the right way.

Now, if you are one of these other types that believe in love and only hooking up with one person for the rest of your life, then I’ve got some bad news to deliver to you. Chances are some girl or guy you meet is going to cheat on you. They’re going to go behind your back, bang someone to “get some strange” and you’re likely never going to find out.

My guess is that they may even break up with you if they have the heart to do so. Now, all that being said, if you’re a millennial and you’re not hooking up randomly in college or even post-college, then you are going to regret it. Oh did I mention that you’re part of the problem? It’s so true and the truth hurts.

That’s all for now, have a nice day. I’ll let you get back to playing video games while the smart people actually get lucky. More for us I guess! You must always remember that you only live once, so make it count. Join a network to meet and hook up with people. Trust me, it’ll be a life changing experience and for the better.

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