Top 10 Cities to Date a Single Female Soccer Player

For those of you who like soccer moms, this may be up your alley.  We all know the USA Women’s soccer team beat Japan in the World Cup and really brought USA soccer to an entirely new level.

Note:  The below video is just one I found on YouTube.  I didn’t make it, but thought it fit this post pretty well.  I disagree with many of their selections, but that’s besides the point.

So let’s celebrate that with today’s update:

The 10 Best Cities to Date Women Who Play Soccer

  1. Seattle, WA
  2. Salt Lake City, UT
  3. Portland, WA
  4. Kansas City, MO
  5. Cincinnati, OH
  6. St. Louis, MO
  7. Rochester, NY
  8. Washington, D.C.
  9. Fresno, CA
  10. Dallas/Ft. Worth, TX

Let’s face it, women who play soccer have strong legs and flat stomachs.  Those are a couple things I can certainly vibe with.  There is nothing sexier than putting my head between a woman’s thighs and feeling nothing but that vice grip that squeezes my head as I do my thing down there.  (You can use your imagination.)  I tend to date women who play sports, and soccer is certainly one of the preferred ones that I like. Volleyball is another one.

Equestrian and softball, not so much.  I’ll pass on 99% of the women who are into those sports.

So a stat from also said that women who play or like soccer get 20% more action on the website. 

I can totally relate to that. 

So with that being said, who is looking at putting their house on the market and moving to one of the Cities above?

I’ve lived around the Midwest and can vouch that there are some seriously good looking women in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas.  Those women can compete with men on some levels the way they play soccer.  Then again, when you live in the Midwest, what else do you do other than watch tornadoes during the Summer months and stay inside during the Winter months?

Maybe these women are all keeping their butts and legs in shape by skiing.  Or maybe they have a Nordic Track.  Or maybe both.

Whatever it is, I love me some soccer women.


Tom Savage is a serial dater living in Miami Beach, Florida. In between pool parties, late nights, and an occasional day trading session, he likes to share his tips on meeting women online. You can contact Tom on this page.

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