Online Dating Profile Tips

I’ll be completely honest with you here. Internet dating isn’t rocket science. You definitely do not need to be the smartest guy in the room to get laid. However, there is one thing that matters when it comes to dating and that’s presenting yourself right. If you’re not selling yourself then you’re not getting any action online. It’s really that damn simple. I’ll give you some tips that will help you create your profile so that’s it’s well optimized for attracting the most local girls possible. I did this same thing on my profile and tested it across half a dozen sites to make sure that I was on point with my findings. I should also mention that I did this for my local area, specifically Miami Beach.

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Dating Profile Tips To Help You Get Laid

These are some of the specific dating profile tips that I know for a fact have led to my success online. Sure, the fact that I use casual sex and adult dating sites makes it easier, but that’s not a variable that you need to concern yourself with. I know how to create the most effective sex personals ad on this planet. While I’m not going to share the specific ads with you, I’m going to give you some examples of things to take into consideration.

Don’t Be Dull

First thing’s first bro, don’t be a dull fucktard. No one wants to fuck someone that’s dull. Think of it as the Debbie downer in the room. Does anyone get any joy or pleasure out of even communicating with that person? Nope, not a chance! The best way to not be dull is to act alive! Now the best way to act alive is to write a tagline that lets people know you’re living, breathing and fun as hell to hang with.

For example, one of the taglines that I wrote for my profile was, “I’m a Miami fuck boy, JK. Want bottles and big D, call me!”

That got their attention and likely made a few girls laugh because I kept things light. Then I let them know that I pop bottles, which lets them know that I like to party. My dick size, well, that was just for fun. You can spin it, however, you want to. Just keep it fun, catchy and risky. Going with the typical, “I’m Barret and I want to meet a nice girl.” Is not going to get you anywhere. I can promise you that for a fact!

No Lists

Next on the list of profile dating tips is to not use lists. The reason I shy away from lists is that they make you look lazy as fuck. People want to meet you and before doing so they want to get an idea as to how you act. Using standard list format to run down your likes and dislikes are so half ass, you might as well hang it up, buddy. Take those lists and structure them into full sentences with some substance behind them.

No Lies

This one is probably one of the most important dating profile tips that I can give you. If you lie, then you’re only ruining your own chances of getting laid. People that have solid adult personal ads and classifieds where they are 100% legit get more action. It’s so easy to see through the bullshit when you meet someone in person. Not to mention, people report liars to site administrators. Never lie about your age, height, sex, gender, location, or privates. I’m not saying that you have to give too much information, but you can’t lie about everything. It’s only going to bite you in the ass when you go on a real date.

I mean, I’m not telling you that you need to let her know what you’re exact weight is, just don’t lie about stupid shit that she’s bound to discover in the future.

No Oversharing

No one needs to know that you live with your grandmother and that you have 7 cats, 2 birds, and a hamster. They also don’t need to know that you’ve fucked 60 girls using dating sites and that one Brazilian that you met online made it burn when you pee. Don’t give out too much info and definitely, don’t tell them your personal financial information.

Use Exciting Photos

This tip is so fucking crucial I don’t know where to even begin. If you fail at this one, then you’re not going to get anywhere online. You are never allowed to post boring photos as your profile photo. I promise, if you post a photo of you sitting at your desk working, you will never get laid. No girl wants to hang out with some dork sitting behind his computer. Clean it up for gosh sakes. You want girls to notice you, then post a photo of you skateboarding or running down the beach.

Better yet, take a skydiving photo and make that your biography pic. I’ve had success cropping out half girls too. Just don’t ever post a photo of you and another girl in full. It really makes you look like a complete asshole. I’ve even used a photo of me sitting in my buddies red Ferrari outside a restaurant on South Beach. I told the girls it wasn’t mine, and it still worked.

Ask Others

Last but not least, don’t be afraid to ask other people for their opinion, specifically other girls. If you’re comfortable with letting them know you’re using a casual dating site, then ask for their help. Heck, it might even help them better realize that you’re only looking to fuck.

This is all that you need to know and I can guarantee that you will attract more girls if you take my advice. Start by joining a couple of sites and creating new profiles. Good luck!

Tom Savage

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Tom Savage is a serial dater living in Miami Beach, Florida. In between pool parties, late nights, and an occasional day trading session, he likes to share his tips on meeting women online. You can contact Tom on this page.