Best 25 Stripper Names

Who doesn’t like to check out the local titty bar once in a while?  We really like to get after it, drink a lot, and do the most when we are at the “shakers bar.”  It’s a place we can let our hair down, and depending on which State we’re in, check out boobs, butts, and sometimes even more.

Best Names for Strippers

On a side note, titty bars in areas where women have to wear pasties just suck.  We were just in Orlando and experience that at Rachel’s North Steak House & Strip club.  What an awful thing!  I’ve also seen that in Columbia, South Carolina.  Just say no to pasties!

Coming up with a name for a stripper has to be somewhat fun.  They say that to find out your name if you were a porn star, you use your middle name and the street you grew up on.  Mine, of course, would be Michael Buckthorn.  Not bad at all if I may say so myself.

They also have a formula where you use your first pet’s name plus your Mother’s maiden name, but I don’t like that one as much.

So back to stripper names, how do they do it? 

I may never know, but next time I’m out at the local joints I’m going to do some recon.  Why not?  It’ll be fun.

My 25 Best Names for Exotic Dancers

The best stripper names usually have some sort of a theme behind them.  A lot of times you’ll see women go for the latest shiny object.  Maybe it’s the name of a new recording artist – think “Madonna, Ciara, Shakira, etc.”

So let’s dive into how I broke these up.

First off, you have the ones who are into the jewels and the bling bling.

  • Ruby
  • Jewel
  • Sapphire
  • Emerald
  • Jade

There’s five right there off the tip of my tongue, but let’s not forget about silver, copper, and other precious metals.  They are all “rare” and when you find them, latch on and don’t let go.  Hold on with all your might, because like precious metals, these stripper names are said to hold their value.

Colors are also very popular with strippers when they make their names.  I’ve met dancers who use these names:

  • Teal
  • Azul (that’s Spanish if you aren’t in the know!)
  • Coral
  • Magenta
  • Pink

Of course, you have some overlap with other elements, but I’m not even going to dive into that right now.

Best Animal Names for Strip Club Names

You can’t forget about the animals.  I could literally list the entire animal kingdom here and really go on a tangent, but instead I widdled this down to a short list.  There are so many options here, and there is no shortage of good names.

  • Raven
  • Cheetah  (also a very common strip club name)
  • Puma
  • Bunny (usually an older dancer, one who has been in the game just a tad too long but has big enough boobs to hang tough)
  • Kitty

Foods work extremely well when your in a pinch for a good exotic dancer name.

  • Cherry
  • Mango
  • Clementine

Heard all those.  None really work for me, although cherry has some nice connotations.

That’s 18 names so far.  I’m just warming up, but the list ends at 25 today so I’m going to wrap up with these general audience stripper names.

  • Harmony (you know, because in the club it’s all peace and harmony)
  • Lexus, Porsche, & Mercedes (probably what she’s saving up for or driving these days)
  • London (always a Brit on vacation earning a few extra dollars using this name)
  • Serena  (another play on the singers and pop culture)
  • Sky (like, if you don’t get a lap dance, it’s gonna fall down on me tonight)

There are so many good ones, I hated making this list only 25 deep.  I’ll be updating my list in 2017 and beyond with new names that I hear when I’m out relaxing – and dancing – at gentleman’s clubs.  In the mean time, check out my thoughts on adult dating websites.

 

Tom Savage

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Tom Savage is a serial dater living in Miami Beach, Florida. In between pool parties, late nights, and an occasional day trading session, he likes to share his tips on meeting women online. You can contact Tom on this page.